Wednesday, March 23, 2011

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unknown, Krakow The performance character

The notes to the novel "In the half-empty" was discovered was an unknown and unpublished record of performance the hero. Here's a monologue written from the tape performer:

Welcome to a warm welcome ... The hardest place I'd like to apologize. The performance for today hangs in the balance, that is, sorry, on a line ... [Hiss of pain]. I apologize in advance, because the end may be sudden and unexpected. Link is ten feet long, but in this case, greater importance is its thickness [sudden, inarticulate, painful scream]. The thickness of links is exactly three millimeters. It's apparently very little, while more really can not ... aaaa ... Well, thanks to the doctors managed to prove is that the human body, you can drag the rope without stopping at the basic life functions. You just have to hit well [prolonged hiss of pain]. And it worked. Here is my link . Link life. It has color and is made of steel steel. It goes through my body exactly at the height of 130 cm from the floor eeeech ... One might ask what this actually a link? Yeah, why? To have finally grab you! Find some support in my life ... It is true that move in this position is very limited, and any careless move threatens immediate fainting, but I admit, I feel satisfied ... eeee ... We managed to prove that what seems impossible, however, in favorable circumstances possible. Therefore, the falls change our ideas about the event impossible in the past and future ... Have you heard about the famous tournament in the Middle Ages wbiegania the sword? Who is on [aj!], Deeper pockets of his blade in one's own body is the winner! Of course, like every sport, and this risk has been charged. Similarly, the performances, but not life in itself, nieeeeee ... is risky? Truisms Enough! I will now try to do something together, something seemingly positive ... Try to do the front, though slightly move the line of life ... Do you believe in a linear course of history? Man is born, grows, multiplies, aaa ... either passes through it link, and finally ... [Tries to move forward on a line] ... aaah! ... [Suddenly loses his balance and suddenly, helplessly twisting the rope upside down and hangs limply, a cry of horror audiences, and the lights go out].

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